Oxford University Association Football Club

Biography

With a distinctly average hair-cut to match his distinctly average fitness levels, Casey has a surprisingly world class left peg, and has been more than a solid left back for the past two seasons. Desperate for any form of goal or assist (even though he has only once made it to the opposition byline), Grumpy James has even recently been willing to run up Headington Hill. His mop of back hair hair, he assures us, will remain.

Miserable Casey, who is always sure to be seen wearing some form of green (he prides himself on his tenous claim to Irish nationality), actually claimed he'd injured himself last year from taking too many throw-ins.

As his photo suggests Sulky Casey always wants his opponents to 'bring it'.