Robert Deakin
| Sex | Male |
|---|---|
| Nationality | English |
| College | Wadham |
| Club | Wadham |
| Team | Wadham 1st |
Statistics
| Apps (sub) | Minutes | Bookings | Goals (pen) | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Last season | 12 (3) | 1098 | 00 | 3 (0) | |
| This season | 7 (0) | 630 | 10 | 2 (0) | |
| Career | 19 (3) | 1728 | 10 | 5 (0) |
Biography
Rob "Dickskin" Deakin has embraced his role as football club secretary (bitch) this season. He has smoothly wiped out the £1500000 debt and wangled dinner back in college.
On the pitch he has been bossing the right hand side and has chipped in with some usefull goals. Sadly his season will be remembered for the astonishing miss he produced against Stan's. Some onlookers say the ball was actually over the line when Dickskin scooped it onto the roof of the net.
Taking on the role of perving over the girls team this year, Rob's skinny jeans and new rave style are sure to make him a hit with the ladies in Love Bar.
