Adam Searles

Sex Male
Nationality English
College Wadham
Club Wadham (1st team captain 2008/9)
Team Wadham 1st
Course Chemistry
School Adams Grammar School
Matriculation year 2005

Statistics

Apps (sub)MinutesBookingsGoals (pen)
Last season 19 (0) 1710 20 0 (0)
This season 7 (0) 630 00 0 (0)
Career 26 (0) 2340 20 0 (0)

Biography

Adam's life changed in 2000 with the release of hit cheerleader film "Bring It On". From that moment on there was only one thing Adam wanted to be.

He began training hard and took dance, gymnastics and make-up at A-level. When deciding where to go to finish his cheerleading education Searlesly chose the Oxford Sirens because he liked the name.

Fastracked through the squad to be chief flier Adam won a sixteenth of a blue at Varsity cheerleaderfest in 2007. Unfortunately this was to be the last time our hero cheered competitively.

At the traditional post varsity cheerleader orgy things took a turn for the worse, the phrase shitting on one's own doorstep has never been so appropriate.

Adam has never really recovered from this spectacular fall from grace. Even now he can be spotted around college wearing nail varnish and making up songs.

Stay strong Adam, you're better than them.

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